This is my Xmus tree


I'll tell you why this tacky wall hanging is my new Christmas tree.


It takes up zero floor space, it cost only fifteen bucks, there are no prickly plastic needles to poke at me while I wrestle to stuff it back into the box, I don't have to take off a bunch of glass decorations, and best of all I'll never have to pull tinsel out of my cat's butt because she couldn't resist eating it.

Oh, and it glows in the dark.

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